talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

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benedictsmith:

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?

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thebootydiaries:

cooleruser:

thebootydiaries:

nekogorogoro:

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

isn’t that the girl from

Why do you have these saved

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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bunsen:

when you’re checking someone out and they catch you

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shromo:

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

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